Don't Rain On My Parade

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Ziggy was enjoying a beer on the patio when she heard the first rumblings of thunder in the distance. Never one to relinquish control, she took matters into her own paws…

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Sweet merciful God in heaven, we finally have an awning! A retractable roof for our patio. A giant umbrella. An industrial sun hat.

For those of you just tuning into the Bellwoods show now, this may not seem that interesting of a statement. But, for those of you who have been with us since last season, through freak Toronto rain storms and unending city by-laws, you may also be rejoicing as we stare upon the patio and its pretty new cover. All we ever wanted was (a nice house, a cute dog, a limitless supply of delicious beer and) a little cover from the rain, but it was  a difficult process to make that happen…

Instead of ruminating on the fact that it took 14 months to make this a reality (as it turns out, that’s longer than it takes to make a human being) we will instead focus our energy and attention on the following public service announcement: You can now drink a beer on the Bellwoods patio rain or shine. Or, if your brain is similar to mine and likes information in the most basic, easy to understand package, here you go:

Rain? No. Big. Whoop.