Witchshark Gone Wild

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Greetings fellow earthlings. We have survived into yet another year past the scheduled apocalypse, and somehow (thankfully) Youtube is still free. So there is a God after all.

I’m not too rigid about making lots of New Year’s Resolutions, but I polled the staff and here are some good ones (if perhaps, you’re still searching): swear less (couldn’t we all?), stop eating so many fries (easier said than done), be more diabolical (ha!), and last but not least, try not to wake up disoriented in my dog’s bed while Love Actually plays on TV in the background. All valid goals. 

In the name of the new year, the year of the horse (says Wikipedia), we wanted to take care of a bit of housekeeping before we gallop off into the sunset of 2014. 

In the latter half of December 2013 we asked you to take a picture of the Witchshark flying around in his natural habitat, keeping in mind that no location was too ridiculous — we learned that this guy gets around. Some of our favourite submissions:

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Witchshark in Amurica, basking in the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon and Big Sur. 

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But then he flew half way around the world to be a tourist in the Czech Republic. 

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But did you know the Witchshark is cultured?! He likes to appreciate fine paintings and drink mulled wine, gingerly, of course. 

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The Witchshark runs into a sad imposter, stews angrily about it so much that he exhausts himself. 

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Trapped in a terrarium. Can’t say he loved this…

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Celebrity edition: Keith Haring, and Yeezus(!). 

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Would you look at that! He managed to find a brewery while in Newfoundland. He likes beer, but he loves the ladies…

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Never one to pass up an opportunity, the Witchshark goes on a romantic date and ignores our calls. 

We enlisted the help of a highly qualified eclectic judging panel, and have decided that the winner is…

Witchshark looking for love in the alleyways! Great job @jesse_powell, but also thanks @naTASHaPK for inspiring us with the original, Witchshark in India. The two of you are both winners in our mind, and can pick up your free 4 pack and poster after this Friday in the Retail Store.

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Thanks to everyone for participating, and helping us to find that wandering Witchshark!